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Welcome to the fake Campaign Headquarters for Robin Hayes

Congressman, 8th District of North Carolina

 

Robin Hayes says he's fighting for 8th District values in Congress, but in reality He:

• Loses jobs for the people he represents.
• Wrecks Social Security.
• Keeps lying about a supposed connection between Iraq and 9/11.
• Is a flip-flopper.
• Sells His votes.
• Doesn't care about people in the military.
• Doesn't care about your civil rights.
• Makes sure you don't get adequate healthcare.
• Doesn't care about our environment.
• Is against good public education.
• Doesn't get anything accomplished in Washington D.C.

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It is an honor to serve as your Congressman. My goal is to make sure I get even richer by selling my votes while hoping that you won't notice. My priority in Congress is economic security, so nobody understands why I voted for CAFTA after saying I was completely against it. We are working every day to lose more jobs and opportunities for the 8th Congressional District. It is my belief that economic security depends on a quality education. So it might surprise you a bit that my voting record is known to be completely AGAINST getting a good and affordable education.

And, as a member of the House Armed Services Committee, people think I strongly support our troops in their ongoing war on terrorism (Ft. Bragg and Pope Air Force Base are important parts of the 8th Congressional District). What they don't know is that I secretly screw them over.

Please feel free to contact me if there is anything we can do to make your future even worse. Let me close by giving a heartfelt thank you to the many citizens of the 8th district who don't pay any attention to my voting record so I keep getting re-elected. I appreciate your ignorance.

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